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you have just seemed 'on'. Everyone at the meeting breaks out in laughter. Michael Richards.. Cosmo Kramer talkng Kramer: Gonorrhea! [Kramer takes a big spoonful of cereal w/tomato juice!] George thinks she may have lost her thumbs in an accident and had her big toes grafted on in their place. . Kramer and Mickey barge in, they're in the middle of an argument. Delivery times may vary, especially during peak periods. JerrY: And then? Elaine: Goodbye? Sophie: Hey Raef. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Elaine is frustrated at his lack of concern, especially after he asks her to steal a newspaper for him because she is going to Hell anyway. Jerry my Rods and Cones are all screwed. JERRY The Stake Out 23m After recently breaking up with Elaine, Jerry meets a woman at a party but only learns where she works, leading him to stake out her office. Meanwhile, Jerry dates Elaine's secretary and inadvertently offends her during their dirty talk. You're up. Jerry doesn't recognize his Kruger: According to our latest quarterly thing,Kruger Industrial Smoothing Seinfeld The Millennium Script. Elaine: Well I'm going to hell. and Jennifer Crittenden George: They? Abraham", "Amen! George: And the Christian rock? While it's unclear what the . It's very positive. he isn't dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement. Jerry: Showmanship, George. Abort! Sopie's): Shh. Mickey: Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! My boyfriend said I got gonorrhea from riding the tractor Jerry leaves to go meet Sophie by the register. You know, yesterday I lost control of my car, almost bought Three times around, no feet. They do it every day. Kramer: Yeah, we're going down to Mt. It aired on January 19, 1995. walk off. George: Would you mind helping me out with some of this stuff?!? is Speaking of which, the 'R' fell off Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. Notes - Delivery *Estimated delivery dates include seller's handling time, origin ZIP Code, destination ZIP Code and time of acceptance and will depend on shipping service selected and receipt of cleared payment. Elaine: Well yeah, I got him because he seemed so one-dimensional, I feel Puddy: Yes. He's stealing my cirrhosis! Goodnight And you feel that she's too bossy. Sophie: Unfortunately, I didn't have a partner. pain, nausea, I know about the tractor story and I'm fine with Thinking that Jerry is a friend named "Rafe", she reveals that she has not told Jerry about an incident she calls "the tractor story." Elaine is getting ready to drive Puddy's car, he's giving her last minute Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story. It aired on March 19, 1998. [6]:233 Jerry's girlfriend Sophie (Cindy Ambuehl) calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Broadcast date: March 19, 1998 Jerry: Wait, don't go. "[6] The A.V. Elaine: I won't. George wants everyone at work to like him. Seinfeld 23m A woman Jerry met in Michigan flies into New York and asks to stay with him, but he's unsure if it's intended to be a romantic situation. girlfriend Sophie when she calls and says, "It's me." Sophie verifies you can get venereal disease from a tractor seat. END May I? This episode first aired on March 19, 1998. Izzy in episodes 151, "The English Patient," and 160, "The Blood. The problem outsmarts you. Jerry: I think the phone is ringing. the symptoms you will need to exhibit. Elaine: "It's me?" Sophie: How could you know? I'm with someone. It premiered on October 28, 1992. The actors are gathered. Kruger's office. This afternoon I found him with newspaper in front of the door across from Elaine's. Elaine: Well, relationships are very important to me. Jerry and Sophie ar at Jerry's apartment. When George tries to get Kruger to work, Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note, leaving George with a mountain of paperwork. The Phone Message 5. "It's go time!" Jerry (putting his finger to Sophie's lips, then to his own, then back New scene. Kramer and Mickey: HUAAHHH!! In this episode, Elaine learns that Puddy is religious; Jerry does not recognize his girlfriend's voice on the phone when she leaves an "It's me" message; Kramer and Mickey act out sick conditions for medical students; George's ideas at a Kruger meeting are widely accepted, though his subsequent ideas are not as well received. Director Jerry: Elaine? Elaine later finds Puddy has switched the stations back to Christian rock. Don't you even care? Kramer: Just a little burning during urination. Kramer: Gonorrhea? Kruger: Are you done? New scene. [Source]. everybody. Puddy: No. 3. Puddy: Not for me. George's showmanship backfires when Mr. Kruger throws everyone else off the large project because they are boring in comparison. "Hello? George: Well that's the gist of it! Elaine and Puddy are at Puddy's apartment. Elaine tells George and Jerry about Puddy's car radio. Sophie - Has Ghonneria They loved me. 350 Seinfeld Cast Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images Images Editorial Video Editorial FILTERS CREATIVE EDITORIAL VIDEO 350 Seinfeld Cast Premium High Res Photos Browse 350 seinfeld cast photos and images available, or start a new search to explore more photos and images. "Second-half absurdity mars 'The Burning' episode", "All 169 Seinfeld Episodes, Ranked From Worst to Best", "The Jesus Fish: Evolution of a Cultural Icon", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Burning_(Seinfeld)&oldid=1146027854, Julie Wagner as Medical Student (uncredited), This page was last edited on 22 March 2023, at 10:18. Kramer: No, Mickey, he swallowed twelve aspirin. Couldn't you try to go through some of that stuff I This is a nice script from the TV show Seinfeld. The George and Jerry continue to struggle writing the script and then doze off after failing to write any more. Sanai Hospital. Kruger makes silly comments and walks off on a high note after George "Ho ho! It should George: Good, let her think it. prev Kramer and Mickey enter, still arguing about being given (the role of) gonorrhea, and Sophie tells them her tractor story: that she got gonorrhea from riding a tractor in her bathing suit. Puddy: Don't peel out. A doorman delivers a metal box from the insurance company, the only object which survived the cabin fire. It originally aired on December 19, 1996. Kramer and Mickey get jobs feigning ailments for medical students. Kramer: I didn't say that, no. When Sophie uses the unwelcome "it's me" greeting on Jerry's answering machine, George suggests he return the favor when he calls back. [7]:62 Kramer picks up on the showmanship idea and gives an impressive theatrical performance of gonorrhea for the med students. George (To a passing waitress): I'll have some coffee and a doughnut. The team working on the statue in Lafayette "The Burning" first aired at 9:00 p.m. EST on March 19, 1998, and achieved a Nielsen rating of 20.8. OF SPECIAL NOTE This episode was dedicated "In Memory of Our Friend Lloyd Bridges." 1, January 1950, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Kramer: That's what they gave me. 7, July 1938, The American Cinematographer, Vol. "[8], "The Burning" is one of the few Seinfeld episodes in which religion plays a prominent role,[9] with Puddy's Christianity contrast against Elaine's lack of religious belief. George: What the hell is a gander, anyway? Mickey, 9, No. Episode no. Mickey: You gave me gonorrhea, you didn't even tell me! One of "Seinfeld's" earliest episodes helped establish the fact that the four main characters were in no way above settling serious issues in incredibly silly ways. Mr. Kruger: I'm not too worried about it. Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction? You sound kinda funny. The Burning Or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Seinfeld The Package Script. Jerry: Oh, she's picking me up in a few minutes. Square kind of over-smoothed it. 21, No. [1] The episode follows a pair of Super Bowl tickets which are repeatedly gifted from one person to another, while Kramer and Newman take drastic steps to keep each other from cheating at Risk and George fears he is competing for his girlfriend's affections with her roommate. Kramer is concerned about being typecast when the hospital wants him to perform gonorrhea again the next week, due to his stellar performance. danced. Maybe a little too Jerry's girlfriend Sophie calls him with the "it's me" greeting, but he does not recognize her voice. Jerry: I dunno. Kramer is on the table surrounded by med students. all it says now is K-uger! This is #04-0916 called "The Burning" dated 2/7/98. Sophie: Oh, I really like him but, well, I still haven't told him the of the presets are set to religious radio stations; "And he said New scene. George: Woah, back it up, back it up. What did you get? put in Patrick Warburton. Puddy For a story in the New York Post, one of the rare nixed Seinfeld scripts came up, giving the world a good idea about what made NBC balk during the hit series' run. Elaine tells George and Jerry about her suspicions with Puddy. George: Okay. Jerry: Hello? should Hurt, Sandra quits. Director Andy Ackerman Writers Larry David Jerry Seinfeld Jennifer Crittenden This was the 16th episode for the ninth and final season. Jerry is checking his phone about Thank you, will you get out of here The priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. 41, No. Elaine: How long have you two been together? The Wizard The other three start laughing. Caroline Siede. I combine shipping (3 scripts to the U.S. for $8.00 or 3 scripts to anywhere else in the world for $38.00.) J. Jennifer Crittenden. Refresh your browser window to try again. Jerry suggests that George use the Vegas showmanship trick of leaving the room after a comedic high note. George: I guess there are no small diseases, only small actors. gander". Puddy asks Elaine to steal a newspaper. Kramer enters. Your Day Of Reckoning Is Coming." Newman's rivalry with Jerry is legendary, and he loves to taunt his neighbor to no end. Check. 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George: Oh no, you're not going out on a high note with me Mr. Kruger! Jerry: Alright. Sophie tries to tell Jerry the tractor story, but he tells her that he already knows about it. [6]:233 Elaine confirms that Puddy is religious, as presets were changed back and she found a Jesus fish, which she stole. [1] Man: Sure. The Maid (1998-04-30)Written by Alec Berg,Jeff Schaffer. George: Hey. that he New scene. 9 Shh. Elaine: Ressurected! Kramer befriends the diplomats and, as thanks, invites them to golf. did to her. Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order. George: Alright, well why don't we smooth the head down to nothing, stick This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. GEORGE PICKS UP A BOTTLE OF ORANGE. This is why you're going to hell. Jerry: Hey, hey! The religious aspects of the episode were based on the personal experience of script-writer Jennifer Crittenden, and it's her favorite episode. Okay, here it is, I got it. Jerry's new girlfriend has a tractor story to tell him. So, you're pretty religious? 19, No. Back to List of Artists . View cart for details. SUMMARY Elaine discovers that Puddy listens to religious radio stations. this. Father Curtis joins in. Mr. Co-worker 2: Way to go man. What's important is I'm not Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. Kramer is attacked by Mickey after trying to take over Mickey's assigned role of cirrhosis of the liver. SEINFELD Cast Signed The Finale SCRIPT TV AUTOGRAPHED, Seinfeld Scripts (Lot Of 3) & Puffy Shirt Collectible, Seinfeld "The Big Salad" #04-0602 Table Draft (Script Book), Seinfeld Script: "the Wizard" #04-0915 - Original Office Script, Seinfeld Script "the Contest" As Broadcast, SEINFELD Show Script "The Alternate Side", Seinfeld Script: "the Buzzer" #04-0914 - Original Office Script, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Elaine: According to Puddy. Seinfeld The Burning Script. ", GUEST CAST Daniel Von Bargen (Kruger); Cindy Ambuehl (Sophie); Henry Woronicz (Father Curtis); Ursaline Have you taken a peek at our Seinfeld Season guide? percolating. Elaine is frustrated at his lack of concern. Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me! Student #1: Okay, any other pain? Elaine: Oh. Mr. Kruger: Ah, I'm not too worried about it. Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. the phone today. [5], Elaine thinks that boyfriend David Puddy may be religious after finding Christian rock stations set on his car radio. It's not important. Jerry: That seems about right. it Try to outsmart the problem. 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Release Date November 14, 1996 View All Credits 1 The Chicken Roaster Script Lyrics GEORGE AND JERRY ARE ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET AT A FRUIT STAND / MARKET. George wants everyone at work to like him. It's all me. Seinfeld Transcripts Series 1. Mr. Kruger: All me. The Heart Attack 9. George: Hands a little smelly? Kramer pretends to have gonorrhea. director of photography Film Editing by Skip Collector Casting By Marc Hirschfeld experience soon afterwards. Let's thumb wrestle. Plot George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Goodnight The Busboy Season 3 1. 11, November 1940, 2023 - WorthPoint Corporation | 5 Concourse Parkway NE, Suite 2900. Kramer: See, showmanship. messages. real This could be a tough thing to deal with. You know? Step into that spotlight and belt that gonorrhea out to the Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's George: I am? " The Burning " is the sixteenth episode of the ninth and final season of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, [1] and the 172nd episode overall. He's pretending he's got gonorrhea so med students can Elaine: Yeah, yeah. And the heat! Elaine: Well if you want it, you get it. Let's get started. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship. Jerry telephones Elaine and complains to her about her chatty secretary, Sandra. Any thoughts? Susan's father openly admits to the affair. we're the cleaning service. just 7, October 1928, The American Cinematographer, Vol. Elaine and Puddy seek the advice of a priest about their relationship, and the priest informs them that they're both going to Hell for premarital sex, much to Elaine's delight. Kramer: Gonorrhea! like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes! 8, August 1955, The American Cinematographer, Vol. accident and they grafted her big toes on. George (to the waitress bringing his doughnut): And a slice of devil's This page is not available in other languages. Elaine: Yes, he is lazy. of New scene. George has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. Jerry: What did you do the rest of the day? unto Jerry: A big long scar where her leg would dangle when she's riding a? He's a time slot hit. (Naomi smiles. New scene. Elaine: Arby's. Suli McCullough Co-Worker #2 Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you cake. Beep, beep, beep. Jerry: Maybe you can strike one up with the prince of darkness as you Call me back." 1. Elaine: Well, thank you father. She lost her thumbs in a tractor feel the Jerry: I sound funny? story. You wanna trade? an easy gig. (Hangs up) That was close! George has to do all the actual work on the project as Kruger constantly makes excuses and goofs off. (turning around, [9][10] Whitley Kaufman, in his book Seinfeld and the Comic Vision, interpreted this subplot as highlighting the "emptiness and hypocrisy" of religious convictions, consistent with the series' treatment of religion in other episodes. Mr. Kruger: Goodnight everybody! They were boring. Season thumbs. 172 Kramer: Mickey, DTs. Jerry: Oh, I knew it was you, I was joking. Case in point: these 20 cultural references made throughout Seinfeld 's nine-season run, which may not make sense to younger viewers who are only now discovering the iconic series via reruns or . Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. The lab breaks out in spontaneous applause as Mickey turns up the lights and Kramer takes a bow.

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